Boner Soup


a movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
i would definitely go see b-n-r soup
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you say it when sh-t gets real awkward
girl: you wanna go to prom?
boy: no
girl: wow…
boy: b-n-rsoup
when a group of guys get together and jack off and c-m into a bowl, then they stick their d-cks in it.
guy 1: dude last night me and the guys from work made b-n-r soup.
guy 2: f-g
a soup so delicious that it will:
1. if of the male gender, with one sip of b-n-r soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.

2. if of the female gender, with one sip of b-n-r soup, you instantly grow a p-n-s which will instantly become erect.

3. if of the she-man gender, with one sip of b-n-r soup, you still get an erect p-n-s.

4. yummy!

5. full of sweet, sweet protein.

6. a soup that has b-n-rs in it.
dad: here’s some chicken noodle soup!

toddler girl: no! i want some b-n-r soup!

dad: haha, just like your mother! good girl!

toddler girl: yummy!

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