boner teaparty
a b-n-r teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. these men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. the owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. to his and everyone else’s surprise, there will be no clean spoons. the men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard b-n-rs to stir the tea.
man 1: what will we stir this delicious earl grey with?
man 2:…umm, my b-n-r is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. it’s sort of like a spoon.
man 3: brilliant. a b-n-r teaparty.
man 4: insert your b-n-r into the scalding tea water then, pete.
man 2: affirmative.
man 5: he needs help. this is not a one-b-n-r job. i too will stick my raging b-n-r into the tea. pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst i stir counter-clockwise.
man 6: my b-lls are cold and clammy. i’m gonna put my b-lls into the tea as well.
man 7: you are all gay. seriously.
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