Boner Vulture


any person, typically a sl-tty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available b-n-r.

often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
“i hope to get -ss tonight, but jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. she is such a b-n-r vulture.”

“i saw esteban’s pants down in the bathroom and i knew he was getting b-n-r vultured.”

“i feel bad for clint. he’s had one too many to drink and jen is over there circling him like a b-n-r vulture.”

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