Boner Wizard


a b-n-r wizard is a wizard of b-n-rs. using their b-n-r powers they can instantly create the ultimate b-n-r to not only themselves but anyone they wish. completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
“you’re a b-n-r wizard, harry.”
“a what?”
“a b-n-r wizard.”

Read Also:

  • boomtek

    name for any professional or home made explosive of large proportion. makes a loud bang and leaves a big mess with even bigger smiles….. to blow something up spectacularly……using boomtek to achieve said destruction…… if you wanna get through that door you better use the boomtek…… tank! tank! grab the boomtek…… i boomtek’ed the sh-t […]

  • Braydon

    a talented guy who gets girls everywhere he goes. he is loyal to his friends and loves with everything he can to his girlfriend. he knows how to make anyone feel wanted and happy. however he has a dark streak. his past may suprise you. “braydon is so s-xy” girl one “i think its cause […]

  • Briquel

    sweet, loving, for some reason just feels the need to trip at any time, cares a lot for her best friends, hilarious, eats lots and lots of food, great style, pretty, short, talented, fun, she’ll do almost anything for you. dannggg. did you see briquel in the hall today? she’s so nice and pretty!

  • Bromance

    a very h-m-s-xual relationship between two men. they deny their h-m-s-xuality but it’s pretty clear what they do behind closed doors. john and mike claim their straight, but it’s pretty clear they have a hidden bromance. describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. steve: ah, dave!!! i can’t believe you stole […]

  • buddha bag

    small bag of weed lemme get a buddha bag off you


Disclaimer: Boner Wizard definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.