bonerectus
an unusually erect p-n-s. it is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of -j-c-l-t–n but cannot quite attain release. frequently followed by a severe case of blue b-lls.
gordy stated, “i knew i shouldn’t have worn these silk boxers today. my d-ck keeps rubbing against it and it’s making me hard.”
fred replied, “i know what you mean. when i wore my wife’s underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my d-ck, i got a full blown b-n-rectus. i had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and i still got blue b-lls from it.”
gordy replied with disgust, “that was you that got that sh-t allover the toilet seat? d-mn, i sat in that. i had f-cking pop-tart p–p come on and plopped my -ss down just in time only to realize i had s-m-n on my mother f-cking -ss.”
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