bonerfest

when a bunch of dudes are together at a strip club or a party when they want -ss but no chicks. a bunch of guys that get b-n-rs together but not because of each other but because of the lack of p-ssy and the need to hit it.
dude, last night’s party was such a b-n-rfest. g-y.
used in reference to a s-xual experience involving two or more males.
frank: “where’s jared?”
alex: “with claudio. probably having a b-n-rfest.”
frank: “oh.”
alex: “wanna have a b-n-rfest?”
frank: “i’ll have a b-n-rfest.”
a gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they’re saving the day. this festival typically takes place among the various fields of emergency services. too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their d-cks. talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc.”

you can typically expect a b-n-r fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. could be p-ss, could be a nuclear chemical but h-lls bells who cares? i’m driving this fire truck out there with my d-ck hard as a rock until i get to the bottom of this.
“all the units are on scene and it’s a d-mn b-n-r fest.”

“don’t tone out the fire department or it will turn into a b-n-r fest.”