bonering


the period of time starting when you first realize you’re excited and ending when you have a complete erection
i started b-n-ring when julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
the act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
two (or more) guys rubbing their p-n-ses against each other.
“did you guys f-ck last night?”
“no, we spent most of the time b-n-ring.”
“awesome!”
noun. the action of getting a b-n-r. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.
dude! check out that fine -ss over there maan, i think i’m b-n-ring!
generally getting excited about something
i am totally b-n-ring for our upcoming ski trip.
buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for p-rnographic material (e.g. a video)
i was readying my supplies as the p-rno was b-n-ring. it was a large file, so there was a lot of b-n-ring.

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