Bonerocity
b-n-rocity is the terminal velocity that a b-n-r can travel. usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. used primarily in the b-n-rocity formula (p+j)=(b/c) to figure out the minimum nut time. p=peter size j= jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. b=b-n-rocity c=clean up time.
example… boy: “hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. girl: “i thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?” boy: “perfect my b-n-rocity is a speedy 0.7 cm/s and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut.” girl: “perfect”
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