boney maloney
the ‘f-ck you’ middle finger gesture in which the ‘down’ fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. this is the more offensive form of the gesture.
“i said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. and it was the boney maloney!” “ooof”
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