bonfire envy
when your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is m-ssive so they try to make one too but it fails
neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it’s huge! i need to make one now!
me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be sh-t!
neighbour: d-mn it now i have bonfire envy
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