Bong and Thong
like netflix + chill, hulu + handjobs, amazon + -n-l, and imax + climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). also, sometimes called ‘g-strang and baby bhang’
random guy: have you ever smoked weed?
random girl: ummm, no…
random guy: have you ever worn a thong?
random girl: still, no…
random guy: sounds like someone’s in need of some bong and thong!
random girl: h-ll yeah!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then… )
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