Bong Beard


taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one’s mouth area covered in bong water.

specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty sh-t floating around in it.
bro 1: d-mn dude that was a huuuge rip… i think the biggest of my life yo…
bro 2: and you got the bong beard to prove it.
bro 1: aw d-mn that sh-t’s nasty

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