Bong Job
a s-xual act performed on a male. the performer inserts his or her thumb into the male’s -n-s, lights his b-lls with a lighter and performs oral s-x. at the moment of climax of climax the performer removes their thumb quickly.
d-mn! oddjob been giving me a bong job ‘n sh-t. i ain’t ever been to amsterdam, but sh-t me.
this occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform f-ll-t–. witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
steve to stacey – “hey stacey, stop blowin the bong, it’s not your boyfriends p-n-s!”
fred to steve – “is stacey givin bong jobs again? i thought i told her not to.”
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