Bong Shop Management
i. the act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. a college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. using a vast array of blown-gl-ss pieces to smoke m-ss quant-ties of marijuana out of.
i. gl-ss aficionado #1: dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
gl-ss aficionado #2: ya. i wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. kid (over the phone): mom, i’ve decided that i’m going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
mom: well, just make sure your father doesn’t find out or he’ll cut you off.
iii. kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): mom, i’m going down the street to rick’s house to do bong shop management!
mom: i know what that means!!!
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