Bong tits
1. (v)when a girl with large br–sts holds a bong between them and lets someone partake in the bong.
2. (n)t-ts large enough to hold a bong between them successfully.
1. “dude, who wants to do some bong t-ts tonight? jen, can you help us?”
2.”man, she has some serious bong t-ts!”
when an individual is so intoxicated that he can’t differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have br–sts.
baked individual: wait, wait, wait. who is she?
less-baked individual: oh sh-t, dylan’s h-t the bong t-ts stage.
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