Bong Troll
1. noun: a fearsome and dirty creature that lurks in the dark musky closets of young male adults. the creature becomes enraged upon hearing the sound of marijuana being consumed from a water pipe. his terrible cry is usually the last thing the victim hears before being consumed. legend has it that once consumed by a bong troll the victim is d-mned to follow in his attacker’s footsteps…
brevik: here man hit this.
halbet: alright man.
brevik: bong troll!!!
bong troll: aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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