Bongaloid


a bongaloid is a very large p-n-s.
girl 1: omg he just sent me a d-ck pic and he has a bongaloid!
girl 2: i wish my man had a bongaloid.
2 more definitions
a bongaloid is a dude that just simply cannot live without their bong. a bong in the morning and last thing at night, bongaloid is the sacred keeper of the bong through dark and light…
a person, perhaps mr bongaloid of beanstead, who comes from a middle cl-ss background, living their life as a big time agoraphobic stoner..
crazy couple who that goes where no other couple would ever dare go. they take it to the extreme and do things no one would ever do.
dude 1: dude..are those two really doing what i think they’re doing…in the kids pool?!

dude 2: dude…theyre hardcore bongaloids dude.

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