Bongzausted


when you get too stoned and wake up totally devoid of energy.
dude1: dude, i smoked some pineapple express last night.
dude2: oh snap, how was it?
dude1: dude, i slept in until noon and i am still f-cking bongzausted.
dude2: word.

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