bonifacio
not bona fide; a fluke; a charlatan.
comes from espn’s “fantasy focus” podcast where nate “the say nay kid” ravitz and matthew “talented mr. roto” berry play the game “bona fide or bonifacio?” in this game, they -n-lyze whether a player has legitimate skills or is just on a lucky hot streak.
comes from baseball player emilio bonifacio, who started off the 2009 season on fire but then faded into obscurity.
dad 1: “little johnny had a great first t-ball game. he got two hits and made a nice play at second base.”
dad 2: “get out of here. your kid is totally bonifacio. my kid’s team is going to sh-t all over his b-tch–ss team’s face next game. you just wait. then next year when my kid gets to pitch, well haha, let’s just say johnny better not forget his facemask, because he’ll be getting a little chin music if you know what i mean. your -ss is goin’ down!”
dad 1: “it’s t-ball, dude, calm down.”
dad 2: “in yo’ face mr. bonifacio! oh yeah!”
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