Boning Bones
having s-x with corpses so long since dead that all that’s left of their remains are skeletons.
friend 1: “where’s tommy?”
friend 2: “he’s with your mom.”
friend 1: “dude, my mom’s dead.”
friend 2: “yeah… he’s boning bones.”
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