boning marathon


a boning marathon is an incredibly erotic time when a couple has tremendous s-x for extended periods of time. a boning marathon often lasts for upwards of two hours. it takes indredible endurance from both the man and the woman. a boning marathon is often started after alot of drinking. as we all know, drunks last longer….if not forever. you can usually identify the partic-p-nts of a boning marathon by their walk. they usually walk a little funny after hours and hours of hott s-x.
my girlfriend and i got drunk and ended up having a two hour boning marathon…….hott!!!

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