Bonjokial Elephants
the yellow elephants indigeonous to the south of france only. during s-xual stimulation they release a delecasy known as cranmjaculation. they have become increasingly rare since the year 2001.
1. mommy, lets go to the zoo and see some bonjokial elephants.
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