bonmongous
bone•mon•gous | ‘bonmongous |
noun
• a rogue p-n-s that has taken a b-n-r to the extreme; to the extent that the word ‘b-n-r’ can no longer be used to accurately describe an erect p-n-s.
• an epic b-n-r that only the manliest men can achieve : a b-n-r among b-n-rs.
• describes an erection based on the degree of desperation for -rg-sm. has little to do with the actual size of the phallus, but rather describes the feel of a raging b-n-r; when ordering the slangs for erection in urgency, bonmongous is considerably more important than a normal or average b-n-r. e.g., flaccid, stiffy, b-n-r, bonmongous.
origin 2007 (originally canada): based on b-n-r and humongous
‘watching the fine acting of kevin costner in the wondrous cinematic experience, ‘robin hood: prince of thieves’ (especially the scene where he is bathing in the river and you catch a glimpse of his muscular b-ttocks) creates a bonmongous occurrence in my banana hammock.’
‘oh sh-t! i sprung another bonmongous. it can’t just be tucked into the wasteband of my tighties like a regular b-n-r, i have no choice but to stick my junk out proudly.’
‘your b-n-r lacks the prominency of which my bonmongous proudly exudes.
ps. prominency isn’t the only thing my bonmongous exudes.’
‘my bonmongous brings all the b-tches to the yard, and they’re like, “it’s bigger than yours, d-mn right it’s bigger than yours.” ‘
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