bonsai Facebook
facebook friend pruning. your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. you have one hour for the initial pruning.
after the initial friendship holocaust (m-ss deletion session), bonsai theory applies. you must never be content with your network – allow it to grow, while at the same time tr-mm-ng it back to maintain balance. feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
“i started practicing bonsai facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. the steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch.”
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