Bonus Wipe
after deficating, one wipes his/her -n-s and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. no need to wipe any further, that p–per is clean.
you know i really hate it when i have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. but when i do get them i know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. i just say to myself, “what goes around comes around my friend, you’ll be repaid in time…”
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