Bonzai


it is actually a miniature tree type.but in turkey it is a weed type.they sell it in ghettos.it has so much chemicals and can make you die.be careful.
bro i think they are high.high on bonzai.
when a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much d-ck in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surp-ssing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, b-lls, and general male reproductive region. yelling “bonzai”
dude, this hot korean chick was giving me head last night and then she just bonzaied all over my raging ten inch b-n-r.
#korean #vomit #d-ck #head #puerto rican
a really tiny type of tree that comes from j-pan. they’re so small that you won’t believe it’s really a tree.
oh! i need to water my bonzai now.
#tree #j-panese #zen #banzai #plant
sound made when jumping from high heights. like the empire state building or a tall cliff.
he just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.
#whoosh #kerplunk #bombs away! #upwards #falling
v. to go bonzai: eat a large quant-ty of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.
let’s get a half-o of shrooms and go bonzai!
#shrooms #mushrooms #psilocybin #psychedelic #polish
believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. it has been described by linguists and etymologists as “aestethically pleasing” and “beautiful” as well as being the most highly evolved word in the english language. recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.
the spanish for bonzai is “bonzo” and the french is “bongay”
#gnarly #radical #hardcore #pee-wee herman #not john kerry
something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute
omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai
when you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your -ss while yelling, bonzai!!!
harlan and i bonzaid raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

connor and i bonzaid ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.
#bongai #bonsai #-ssing #ripping #bleeding

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