Boob Hockey


an erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s b–bs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree b–b hickies. an especially intense game of b–b hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after b–b pain.
“my b–bs are so sore!”
“why are your b–bs so sore?”
“because last night, dante and i got into a really heated b–b hockey tournament!”

“kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the b–b hockey championship last night!”

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