Boob Icons
perfect br–sts (o)(o)
silicone br–sts ( + )( + )
perky br–sts (-)(-)
big nipple br–sts (@)(@)
a cups o o
d cups { o }{ o }
wonder bra br–sts (oyo)
cold br–sts ( ^ )( ^ )
lopsided br–sts (o)(o)
pierced br–sts (q)(o)
hanging t-ssels br–sts (p)(p)
grandma’s br–sts \ o /\ o /
against the shower door br–sts ( )( )
android br–sts | o | | o |
mamogram br–sts (_)(_)
martha stewart’s br–sts ($)($)
and g-d created woman and she had 3 br–sts. he then asked the woman, “is there anything you’d like to have changed?”
she replied, “yes, could get rid of this middle breast?”
and so it was done, and it was good.
then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand,” what can be done with this useless b–b?”
and g-d created man.
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