Boob-lon-tondra


the intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to b–bs or br–sts.
lady in checkout line: “dang, that sale on spaghetti-os was too good to p-ss up!”

bag-boy: “those are really big cans… of spaghetti-os i meant. can i carry them out to your car for you?”

she replies “was that a b–b-lon-tondra?”
to have messed up or made a mistake.
andy: cr-p, i b–b-lon-tondred again!

jack: where’d you b–b-lon-tondra now?

andy: i b–b-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. we’ll be dead within a matter of seconds.

jack: that’s one h-ll of a b–b-lon-tondra.

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