Boob Nazi


a person who militantly believes that babies are born to be breastfed, that it’s a mother’s obligation to give her baby it’s birthright through nursing. strives for education and the destruction of ignorance.
melissa is nursing her three-year-old, and has boycotted nestle corp. for it’s formula practices, she’s such a b–b n-z-.
mothers who think that anyone who feeds their kids formula is an evil child-abuser who doesn’t deserve to have kids.
‘excuses’ such as illnesses, not producing enough breast-milk, being on certain medications etc are often looked over by the more militant n-z-s.
apparently, no b–b n-z- has ever, ever made a parenting mistake. to suggest otherwise is heresy.

for such dedicated parents, b–b n-z-s seem to spend an awful lot of time condemning people on lj, and making user pics of their saggy t-ts and ugly brats.
“you know that lj user, bensmommy? she thinks that making baby clothes with the slogan ‘formula 4 success’ is oppressing the breast-feeding mothers out there! what a b–b n-z-!”
a term -ssociated with females who refuse to showcase their b–bs in public.

applies to any female wearing clothing that either directly covers their bare, chest region and/or clothing, usually loose fitted or of very thick material, that hides the natural curvature of said chest region.

can also be applicable to a female whom, after being asked to reveal her b–bs, refuses to do so.

important: the female subject must possess b–bs in which one actually wishes to see (i.e. an old woman with sagging b–bs would not be eligible for this t-tle).
boy: can i take a peak at them t-tties of yours?
girl: oh my goodness, no!
boy: you’re such a b–b n-z-…
term for an overprotective boyfriend and/or lover and/or spouse – of the male variety – to be used as an endearment, not an insult. for the female version see d-ckn-z-
“chuck, you’re a dolt! i dont have ‘the hots’ for your girlfriend, ya’ b–bn-z-! ( playful punch )
a person who militantly believes that babies are born to be breastfed, that it’s a mother’s obligation to give her baby its birthright through nursing. strives for education and the destruction of ignorance.
melissa is nursing her three-year-old, and has boycotted nestle corp. for its formula practices, she’s such a b–b n-z-.
word coined by formula feeding mothers and used in a poor attempt to insult breastfeeding mothers whose success at nursing causes them to feel guilty over giving up and choosing an inferior food.

like the word “c-nt” (ref: “v-g-n- monologues”), it has been captured by breastfeeding mothers and used as a term to describe a mother who cares enough to be p-ssionate about giving their children the best and healthiest start in life.
“sarah nursed her baby in the restaurant last night and didn’t cover up! she’s is such a b–b n-z-!”
the nurses at the hospital after you have a baby that try to get you to breast feed all the time and always tell you that you are doing it wrong.
mellisa is a b–b n-z-

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