Boob Talker
a person who speaks to you, but their eyes are on your b–bs instead of your face. some men do it habitually and don’t realized they are “b–b talkers”.
“how is the weather outside?” as you look to the person who queried, you notice their eyes are directly down at your chest. they then connect with your eyes, but then somehow wander back to your b–bs to finish the conversation. this conversation is not with my mind, it is with my chest. it is with a b–b talker.
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