boobhat
b–bhat, or 8008|-|4+ (8008|-|4+5 for plural). its one of the first things we learned to input into our calculators. the result, of course, is syntax error.
8008h4+5, or b–bhats, was the code name for the original amazon streaming video service while in alpha and beta.
“lol, look what i just wrote in my calculator.”
– “i don’t get it. eight-thousand and eight the absolute value of negative, times four, plus five?”
“zomg, no. b–bhats”
-noun
1. a b–b placed on the head of another person which simulates a hat.
-verb
1. the act of placing one or more b–bs on another person’s head.
“your br–sts would make an excellent b–bhat. please place them on my head.”
also, a note on b–bhatting, from a seasoned expert: “b–bhat related injuries, including herniated discs, quadriplegism, suffocation, and chronic priapism are on the rise. please remember that the b–bhatting lifestyle requires commitment and training. parents, teach your children to start small, train hard, and never take more b–b on their head than they can handle.”
#b–bs #br–sts #b–bhat #b–bies #t-tties #funbags #awesome #b–b hat
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