Boobie-doo Disease
when a woman’s belly sticks out further than her b–bies do.
there are 4 types of b–bie-doo disease.
– pregnitis: a fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant.
– indent-tis: acceptable, but disappointing. this is the result of extreme lack of b–bies, also know as being flat.
– ponchitis: the ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. cures are possible through diet and exercise.
– gunt-tis: more common in older females. the mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the b–bies.
hey man, why won’t you go on a date with sarah?
dude, she’s caught a bad case of b–bie-doo disease.
really?
yeah man, serious case of ponchitis!
hey trevor, i noticed your girl’s showing early signs of b–bie-doo disease, you gonna step in and say something?
no worries, bro. it’s just a case of pregnitis!
for real? congrats buddy!
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