Boobiquitous Gaze
a term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet b–bs. when such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject’s eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome b–bs.
note to self: never take johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his b–biquitous gaze.
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the art of using b–bs to persuade men to do your bidding. “man, she totally used her b–bjitsu on me to make me buy her a $12 soda at the movies!!”
- Boob Nabbage
definition: to grab a breast in such fashion as a thief would steal a purse. “that guy tried to steal that woman’s purse!” “no, he only grabbed her b–b!” “oh, b–b nabbage! weak!”
- Snorgtits
referring to the great t-ts on the female models of a popular clothing line. small, large, round, low riders, or firm, they are all perfect in their own way. jack: hey bobby. check out the t-ts on her! bobby: awesome set of snorgt-ts man. good spot on that one jack.
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a sneaky horse that is s-xually active with humans the snorse tried to have s-x with sean
- Snotty little betch
a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities jody “can you stop mocking me?” carly “no not likely” jody “snotty little betch”