booblightenment
the state of being when one has touched enough b–bs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.
“what happened to the universe?
“haven’t you heard? alex reached b–blightenment.”
“wow. that sucks. i just started to enjoy living, too.”
“i guess we shouldn’t have brought him to that party…or that funeral…or that bar-mitzvah…”
“or that daycare center.”
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