boobloaf


when the br–sts resemble a loaf of bread (i.e are not visible as two distinct br–sts).

often occurs due to ill-fitting clothing that constricts the br–sts.

common terminology within the “lolita” fashion.
lolita a: “that girl is wearing a dress that is too small for her. look at that ugly b–bloaf! how unflattering!”
lolita b: “people should learn to dress to suit their body type”.
when a woman wears a sports bra and the two b–bs smoosh together to form a b–bloaf.
i saw amy at the gym and she had a b–bloaf
the condition of one’s br–sts fitting in such a way that they look like they have melded into one big loaf across the chest. similar to a sports bra’s look, it smooshes the br–sts together and flattens them into a loaf shape. it is typically considered unsightly and undesirable.
ugh, that girl needs a better bra or something. just look at her b–b loaf!

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