boobologist
(n.) a person whose life’s goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female’s mammary glands.
kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent br–sts in his hands, learning how to handle them.
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sneaking into a girls room at night to have s-x while her parents are in the house. mark: d-mn i went over for some late night coochy coppin’ at laquesha’s last night! we almost got caught.
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