cookin’ tits


when someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be “cookin’ t-ts.” usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.
hipster: dude! i just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

other hipster: holy sh-te! you’re cookin’ t-ts.

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