boogasm
(noun): the extreme sense of joy/relief/wonder when during what seems like an ordinary nose-picking, one produces not only a booger, but one attached to a white or clear string of “pre-booger” mucus. many boogasms will produce a “tail” approximately 3 inches (7.6 cm) long. most boogasms occur during cold season, in dry climates (phoenix), or during long air-conditioned car rides. note: if your boogasm tail has blood or hair in it, this is considered good luck.
yo man! i thought i had a grip of snot rockets in my nose but it turned out to be one long one with a tail. best boogasm ever! i tried to show it to my boo but she got all grossed-out.
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