boogerberg


a boogerberg is a booger that has been part of the booger glacier and has now broken loose. once the boogerberg breaks loose an insatiable urge is automatically triggered to pick or blow the boogerberg from the nasal causeway.

unattended boogerbergs will soon penetrate the light of the nostril and become visible to others. the social risk escalates exponentially once the boogerberg is visible. all attempts to deal with the new moving berg will be noticed by others who will immediately wonder if the berg has been inhaled, palmed or dislodged onto your tie.
rats!!! a boogerberg is making its way through my nose and i’m in a meeting for the next two hours. it’s driving me crazy.

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