Book Please


a phrase used to describe how excruciatingly average something is. related to “cool story bro.”

it can be used to p-ss someone off if they’re telling a story.
parker: omg! i just hit a ladder shot, 360, yy, cross-map, no scope on highrise!!!!1!!11!1!11!!!11!11!!1!111

brennan: book please.

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