bookstore
a horrible, horrible place located on college campuses throughout the united states. one of the few places in the nation where highway robbery and wallet rape is still legal and encouraged. when you walk in be prepared to drop $200 on a stupid hard cover book that you will use at most for three months and then never again (note: this is per cl-ss). prior to walking in, be sure to savor the last few steps of pain free existence for the next several days, because once you walk out you will feel -n-lly pillaged and violated.
john: “dude are you ok i see you are walking with a gimp?”
steve: “i will be fine in a couple days. my -sshole just needs to recover from the pounding it took at the bookstore. i mean $230 for a book? i wouldn’t even pay that much for s-x let alone some stupid book.”
john: “i know what you mean man. i was ravished by the bookstore just last week.”
like a library, except you have to pay for take home use.
people that work at book stores are s-xy!
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