BOOKWHORE
a female who is obsessed with reading.. has dozens of book boyfriends and can’t stop talking about her books (or book boyfriends.)
a book wh-r- will pull out her kindle, ipad or actual book at any given moment.
a book wh-r- likes drinking coffee (or tea), getting spanked and throughly f-cked. kinky f-ckery is her favorite pastime.
-“my wife just yelled ‘christian grey’ when she came”
friend “who would you f-ck, kill and marry.”
book wh-r-:” i’d f-ck christian grey, marry remy and kill gideon cross’s parents…”
friend: “……wait who are those people?”
-“i wait to get into bed and cuddle with my next book boyfriend.”
a person who is so excited to add any and every book to their existing library, they exhibit psychotic rants of scoping out books wherever they are, then posting it on social networks!
i just found all these cool books in some lobby that are just right for my collection! i feel like a total bookwh-r-!
someone who reads multiple books without finishing them, and will occasionally go back to reading a book when it is convenient.
person 1:”jamie just started reading ‘the lovely bones’ again.”
person 2:”i lent that to her two months ago that book wh-r-!”
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dude 1:”i finally started reading ‘the road’ is it good?”
dude 2:”you’ve just started reading it?”
dude 1:” yep, just call me your local book wh-r-.”
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