Boom Hilda
noun: a large woman of elephantine proportions, who has lost the use of her legs. typically hailing from the southern states of america, she only leaves her den with the aid of a motorized vehicle to shop for groceries, and a boom hilda will typically make this pilgrimage over 8 times a day.
john: hey dave you see that boom hilda over there?
dave: yeah, she hasn’t even heard of stairs.
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