boomachu


a “boomachu,” is an incredibly neurotic and deranged individual who is mostly found with a c-ckring in mouth, tongue out, doing her known “boomachu mating call.” those who’ve interacted with a wild boomachu claims she’ll only are you if you “pnp” or if you’re “generous.” if you tell her yes, she’ll lead you to a planned parenthood dumpster and ask you to join her with 7 other men and her fierce trans girlfriend kira bones jones. do not enter!
you smell that? smells like s-x, rubber, and a boomachu…

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