Booman


a booman is a person with the shape and posture of a dwarf which has accidentally been put in a spaghetti machine. it wears a pair of upside-down harry potter-style gl-sses which have been painted purple by a 3 year old kid with brain damage and a spray can.
“oh dear, what’s that man doing over there?”
“oh, he’s just being booman.”

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