boomhower


hank hill’s back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, king of the hill. from what i have pieced together. his full name is jeff boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. he has a brother name patch. he has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. he is a ladies man and has a ’76 dodge. he was a quarter-back on his high school’s varsity football team and, according to the odometer on hank hill’s f-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from hank’s house.
“explosion, dang ol’ mega low mart”

“looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol’ size boom.”
the most amazing last name in the world. generally related to country folk.
“hey there goes mrs. boomhower!”
when you getting laaaid your talking sh-t to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a f-cking c-m dumpster!
you f-cking dirty little c-m dumpster!

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