BoomJiggyJiggy
the secret dance and chant of the illusive cougar-like tribesmen of coronado highschool. it was invented by the amazing and large-breasted, sir jamie hillington iii of the land of nippleoplington. among her achievements are curing cancer; the discovery of the most pure and rare element in the world, jamonian; and the invention of the edible thong. this dance and song combination mystifies the m-sses and turns them all into slaves bent on obeying her every beck and call. with it, she can order large amounts of people and inanimate objects to partic-p-te in obscene m-ss orgies.
in 1492, the boomjiggyjiggy was the cause of a m-ss public suicide that killed 8,997,345,653 people. jaimie hillington iii was persecuted by the world rulers, the crab people, and burned at the stake. her severed parts were given to hungry people, and in an achievement in itself, solved world hunger.
jaimie hillington iii: have crazy b-tt secks with me now!
crystal behole: b- but…
jaimie hillington: bommjiggyjiggy! b-boomjiggyjiggy!!!
crystal behole: @_@ yes, my lord.
-nasty sh-t ensues-
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