Boomslang

when a man shoves his p-n-s down a woman’s throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same p-n-s to slap her across the face to wake her up
“dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night.”
“how was it?”
“she almost died…”
this is what you say when you walk into a room and a man or woman is masturbating
oh no, boomslang.
one of the deadliest snakes in africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of cny. known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play
fratbro a: yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
fratbro b: yea were playing boomslang though were f-cked
the explosion after the completion of a successful fist b-mp
step 1) find a friend.
step 2) commence the fist b-mp.
step 3) after completion of said fist b-mp, open ones hand.
step 4) “boomslang!”
1) one of the coolest and scariest snakes in africa. it venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.

2)a snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.

3) a snake that some total -ss-hats keep as a “pet.”
i wouldn’t hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. wait. yes i would.
while a man is standing up and receiving oral he suddenly pulls out, spins around in a circle, and whacks her in the face with his member leaving a p-n-s length mark on the side of her cheek and then yells, “boomslang, b-tch!!”
i was out with my girlfriend last night and she was giving me this great bl-wj-b and then i totally boomslanged her. she still has the marks.
when you put your sac in her face and while doing that you yell…..boomslangin!!!!!!
i was maylayin this chick in halo 3 while i yelled boomslang!!!through the mic.
when gangstas go cruising in their car blaring loud rap music.
i could hear the boomslang from three blocks away.

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