Boomtown

the state of consciousness experienced while inebriated by hallucinogenic mushrooms.
you have an ounce of mushrooms? let’s eat these and go to boomtown!
the place you go when you are tripping on mushrooms
is that dude okay?

yeah man hes just visiting boom town
a phrase you would say after c-mming.
oh baby i’m going to c-m…boom town!
a small sh-tty town also known as blenheim, blenhole, the hole and boomtown in new zealand. is inhabited by a slimy creature named “gunge” along with many an inbreed family and has some of the highest teen alcoholism pregnancy and drug abuse statistics in new zealand. also home to marlborough boys college renoun for its 7th form grundy run and 36% p-ss rate. also famous for its wine its green lipped mussels and its lpg sniffing stoners who blew themselves up when they when one attempted to light a cigarette!
steve-so are you staying in christchurch for the summer?
pete-nah its too expensive i’ll just mish it to boom town and work in the grapes for the summer.
boom town is a place that you dont want to go. this is commonly thrown out when players are eliminated from a poker tournament
after winning the poker tournament the champion yelled out boom town to all his opponents as they walked off as losers
boomtown – a place of awesomeness

1. when you do something really awesome, you’re moving into boomtown

2. when you are awesome, you are the mayor of boomtown

3. pretty much the same as being like a boss
person 1: i completely smashed that exam
person 2: sounds like you’re moving into boomtown

person 1: that exam went so well that i’m going to get voted as the next mayor of boomtown
boomtown boomtown blenhole blenvegas or blenheim as its properly known is the home of marlborough boys college with a 36% p-ss rate in the 7th form. the once glorious home of attractions such as the mungrel mob house and the lone leigon hq has rapidly gone down the sh-thole and is now one of the most policed places in new zealand.
it is also home to some of the countries highest youth alcoholism drug use and underage pregnancy statistics and is renoun for its emo bashing scene its train station dominated like a gimp by drop out boy racers and its lpg lighting stoners who were stupid enough to blow there car up when one of them decided while getting high to light a cigarette. also home to the legendary 7th form grundie run which is now sponsored and that of a creature known only as gunge a slimy creature who has inhabitied local highschools for the better half of a century
kevin: so are you gonna stay in christchurch for summer or head home?
tom: yeah its not worth renting a place down here so i’ll just leach of my parents in boomtown